Sunday, March 1, 2009

What the hell am I doing here?

It was requested by the highly entertaining Nyx that I start a blog, so here I am. Not sure exactly what the hell I'm supposed to be saying and/or doing here. However, I do know that once I get this thing rolling, I'll probably end up being watched and/or detained by one or more federal agencies.
A bit about me....I am a Gorean Man(if you don't know what that means, google it for fuck's sake). I am also a freak. If you doubt me, let me tell you a few things that trip my trigger

  • Dacrophilia - an erotic attraction to tears and crying
  • Hemophilia - an erotic attraction to blood
  • Edgeplay - using blades as sexual tools
  • TPE - Total Power Exchange

I could sit here and go into my past, giving you a rather outlines biography of my life, but I'm really not in the mood to do that blase bullshit right now.


  1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm knives and tears... *purrrrrrrrrs*

  2. so, really, what the hell are you doing here? *feigns innocence*

    if you like, I can give you advice on how to get the government agencies on you. but methinks someone else might get upset with me for that. but in all seriousness, having been someone who was a total conspiracy theorist and then ended up working for the government... they have ways. and they also have ways of losing your paperwork so you don't quite exist, and yet you do. then you miraculously discover a health insurance card in the mail... I haven't quite figured that one out yet.

    oh, uhm. er. welcome.

  3. *pokepoke*

    Now that you're here you're supposed to POST.

    Yeesh.. men.

  4. I sooo wish you could have
    the kinda accident I had [NDE]
    THEN! you'd know our lifetime
    is only a litmus test to see
    which direction we'll go at
    our Final Judgement.

    Yes, earthling, Im an NDE
    so I actually know God exists:
    He rewards those who HONOR n RESPECT
    Him and strive to follow His Laws;
    for those who wanna know what
    Seventh-Heaven holds for your
    indelible, magnificent soul whom
    God has so carefully crafted:

    Find-out what RCIA means and join.
    God bless your indelible soul.

    PS denying Hell will not prevent
    U.S. from falling INTO Hellfire:

    Jesus is the Just Judge;
    He only 'reads' what OUR past,
    mortal lifetime consisted of.
    so... I'd strongly urge you to read
    'Lui et moi', too, by Gabrielle Bossis
    (a French writer, translated, into
    crystal-clear-100,000W-GE-prose -
    a must have for anyone who's gotta
    grow-UP in our predestined
    relationship determined by YOU).

    Make Your Choice -SAW