Sunday, March 1, 2009

What the hell am I doing here?

It was requested by the highly entertaining Nyx that I start a blog, so here I am. Not sure exactly what the hell I'm supposed to be saying and/or doing here. However, I do know that once I get this thing rolling, I'll probably end up being watched and/or detained by one or more federal agencies.
A bit about me....I am a Gorean Man(if you don't know what that means, google it for fuck's sake). I am also a freak. If you doubt me, let me tell you a few things that trip my trigger

  • Dacrophilia - an erotic attraction to tears and crying
  • Hemophilia - an erotic attraction to blood
  • Edgeplay - using blades as sexual tools
  • TPE - Total Power Exchange

I could sit here and go into my past, giving you a rather outlines biography of my life, but I'm really not in the mood to do that blase bullshit right now.

4 comments:

  1. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm knives and tears... *purrrrrrrrrs*

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  2. so, really, what the hell are you doing here? *feigns innocence*

    if you like, I can give you advice on how to get the government agencies on you. but methinks someone else might get upset with me for that. but in all seriousness, having been someone who was a total conspiracy theorist and then ended up working for the government... they have ways. and they also have ways of losing your paperwork so you don't quite exist, and yet you do. then you miraculously discover a health insurance card in the mail... I haven't quite figured that one out yet.

    oh, uhm. er. welcome.

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  3. *pokepoke*

    Now that you're here you're supposed to POST.

    Yeesh.. men.

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